Rectumsempra
a spell that can accidentally be used when the spell-caster means to use “rictusempra” (the tickling charm). this spell will cause the target to suffer from sudden, frequent, and uncontrollable bowel movements.
kira pointed her want at jake – with the intention of using the tickle charm on him. she mispr-nounced the incantation and said “r-ct-msempra!!”
jake quickly rushed to the washroom.
Read Also:
- mud transfer
to take a dump into another persons -sshole beef: “man i need to deploy a browning” asian: “sweet i could go for a nice mud transfer”
- Shitterpated
adjective; a confused, euphoric state of affection and/or infatuation for an individual to whom one would normally not be attracted, most often occurring in an inebriated state. it is a take on the word “twitterpated,” a word for love-drunkenness popularized by an old disney film. dude, what the h-ll was i thinking nailing that chick […]
- Muffic
a terrific looking m-ffin top. “hey that woman has a m-ffic!” ‘yeah, she makes it look good!”
- Google Shock
a form of shock induced by using the google search engine. google shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending. for instance, you want to type “how do i […]
- hapaholic
ha⋅pa⋅hol⋅ic (haw-puh-haw-lik, -hol-ik) noun – a person obsessed with, addicted to, or highly attracted to people of mixed racial heritage: mainly part asian/pacific islander and part caucasian. see the definition of “hapa” for further clarification. stu: shannyn sossamon, kristin kreuk, and stacy kamano are soooo hot!!! sally: i’d love to have keanu reeves’ or dean cain’s […]