red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound.
the sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, kia.
a very awkward and spazzy teenager. or, a herd, of awkward and spicy teenagers. typically getting into trouble. can be found doing things that if were to be brought up, one would vomit. “ugh, that ellen is a real savrine…” “security! them sevrines ‘r causin’ trouble”
- ben lepine
ben drowned’s human vessel ben lepine is ben drowned
- p*ssy glasnost
a phenomenon occurring roughly every five years during which everyone decides it’s kosher to say the word “p-ssy” on tv and in every social context. the first p-ssy glasnost occurred in the early aughts when everyone was talking about big p-ssy’s death on the sopranos. the second p-ssy glasnost corresponded with vladimir putin’s hissy fit […]
- dip coot
a yeast infection stemming from being eaten out by a guy who recently had a dip in his lip. “wow it hurts to pee because i have a dip coot” “dont tell me another dipper went down on you..”
a pepto bismol margarita. i really needed a bismargarita after all that tequila last night!