Red Mummy
a used tampon mistakenly placed in a load of laundry, resulting in a load of clothing with intense mentsrual odor.
ladarrien: “d-mn keisha, you smell.”
keisha: “it ain’t me pimp, my ma accidentaly dropped a red mummy.”
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