Red Pony


redneck with a pony-tail and a crooked p-n-s.
yesterday at walmart we saw a huge red pony.
also called a snot rocket, the act of covering one nostril and blowing forcefully on the other to expel flotsam and jetsam from one’s sinus cavity, usally in a public place. named for a character in john steinbeck’s “the red pony” with a predilection for said disgusting affectation.
i didn’t have any kleenex and didn’t see anyone down the street, so i launched a red pony on the sidewalk before hopping on the bus.

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