red waffle
like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected v-g-n-, the v-g-n- is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!
(1) a ginger-p-b-s with a well-used blue waffle.
so-called cos all them gingers are always on the f-ckin’ blob.
guy 1: what the h-ll is that smell?
guy 2: oh, that ginger wh-r- is scratchin her gee, its the smell of her manky red waffle.
guy 1: i’m hungry.
guy 2: :-s
when a women is menstrating
also refer to blue waffle
jack: dude, did you see jackie
david: i know, she must have a red waffle
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