redboxtitute
a person that takes f-cking forever at the redbox video kiosk. reading the description of every f-cking movie available even though there are 50 people waiting behind them to return or rent a movie.then when they finally decide what they want, they have to send their snot nosed, dirty -ss kid to the car to get their debit card out of their purse because they thought the machine was just going to give them a movie for f-cking free!!
d-mn!! i just wanted to stop and get a movie real quick, but this place is crawling with redboxt-tutes.
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