redneck candle
set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette b-tt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette b-tt and crack open a beer.
when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.
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