Reltne


a hard-on so rigid that it threatens to burst through the skin, or divert enough blood from the brain to induce fainting.
d-mn v–gr- … haven’t had a reltne like that since i was 14.
a hard-on so big and intense that it pulls the skin tight on the rest of the body, making your face look like it’s in a centrifuge.
i had such a huge reltne going, i looked like chevy chase at the start of spies like us.
an intense hard-on that stretches the skin on your body so much that you can’t close your eyes.
my reltne lasted so long that i couldn’t close my eyes and to to sleep.
a log of feces so long that it sticks out of the water in the toilet, at least by one inch.
i hadn’t taken a dump in 3 days, so i had a major reltne this morning

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