remainders of fun
a game used to determine who gets to sit shotgun in a car. basically you pick a number between zero and the number one less than the number of people who are playing. then everyone throws out a number in that range, and whoever’s original number matches the remainder when the sum of the thrown numbers is divided by the number of people playing, wins. it’s a really dumb game, and that tool bag nicholas d claims to have invented it.
nick d: “shotty!”
nicholas d: “no, let’s play remainders of fun for it.”
nick d: “i already called shotty.”
nicholas d: “so what? let’s play.”
nick d: “shotty is french for ‘let me sit f-cking shotgun before i shoot you with a f-cking shotgun’.”
nicholas d: “ok, i’ll just sit b-tch.”
nick d: “you would.”
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