Rusty Blumpkin
to have a woman suck your c-ck while you are taking a sh-t. afterwards she tosses your salad and cleans your -n-s with her tongue.
my womans such a trooper, she sucks my c-ck and licks my p–per.
she gives a d-mn fine rusty blumpkin.
receiving oral s-x on the toilet with the runs or very bad diarea.
i took a mean -ss sh-t last night but my girl came in and gave me a rusty blumpkin.
the act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.
man i got this rusty blumpkin last night, abosl-tely filled this chicks mouth with cr-p.
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