rentanoia
the nagging feeling that, no matter what, you’re getting screwed over by the car rental company.
eddy: there! i used my air miles, so instead of this car rental costing me $350, i’ll only have to pay the tax.
car rental gal: okay, with the additional driver, booster sear, and taxes, that’ll be… $351.
eddy: i got a bad feeling about this… must be the rentanoia.
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