repressed jizzims
(n) the s-m-n built up in the male testes from the prolonged absence of said person’s significant other. often the result of long distance relationships.
rodney had stooped into a deep depression and couldn’t even muster up the strength to whack and as a result ended up with multiple repressed j-zzims. however, this sat-rday, he’d finally get the chance to bust a nut upon his girlfriend’s arrival in town.
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