n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.
i returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that i had to get out.
scary, freaky, fun, crazy, pretty, crazed as monkey looking for its bannanas even though it just has to look down, never leaving the earth, haunting as long as possible, murderer. little girl stalker. young lady diellia is coming for you!
posting another friends status or post as your own on facebook. jon’s gonna re-status mike’s hilarious post about the philadelphia eagles.
n. a situation or person who is “r-t-rded” with a little bit of idiot thrown in for good measure. “you are a retidiot” “you’re halfway done…” “what? oh, you’re a retidiotard! there you go. idiot.”
one who has eaten too many reubens and shows it with their gut that chris farley was one reubenesque guy deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning “fat”. fat face. she has a reubenesque face.
to eat or drink frozen liquids that have been urinated on by a female goat that difelcopper was gross