restrikt
the s-xiest male to ever walk the earth. restrikt has been known to seduce the likes of kristin kreuk, christina aguilera, and mac’s mother. he’s also sometimes referred to as s-xg-d.
alex: oh my god! restrikt is so s-xy!
mac: duh!
alex: we had s-x last night!
mac: no, no, no! he had s-x with me last night!
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