resturant rage
an intense flood of anger incited by being forced to eat in close proximity to the most annoying women in midland, during which they cackle, complain and whine about why men don’t like them. symptoms include: an overwhelming desire to spontaneously flip their table over and watch their legs kick defenselessly while they suffocate on their nacho grande.
i need to see a therapist for my “resturant rage”.
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