Resurrectum


the act of switching from v-g-n-l to -n-l intercourse after the intravaneal administration of the pharmaceutical drug adenosine, which causes temporary ventricular asystole. kick back, relax, and take joy in the fact that for a few seconds you were f-cking a corpse.
she came into this world screaming the first time, and after her clinical death as a result of the resurr-ct-m, she came back into the world screaming again.
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