retail bulimia


a condition in which a person shops incessantly, making extravagent purchases for the pure joy of the acquisition experience, but then returns everything the next day.
“i don’t know what came over me – when i was in nieman marcus, i just had to have that $400 versace bag, but once i got it home, i felt so guilty, and it seemed so ugly that i returned it. after that, i felt great – cleaner somehow. i’m afraid i might have retail bulimia.”

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