retannered
a mental disability characterized by a severe lack of hockey intelligence. people who suffer from being retannered display symptoms which include, but are not limited to, making ridiculous predictions, having an irrational (and possibly gay) love for average players, a bad taste in music, an overuse of hyperbole, an “i’m right you’re wrong” att-tude, a gross misunderstanding of statistics, and a lack of common sense/logic. people who are retannered are often addicted to a new drug known as “corsi”.
person a: i will literally suck oel’s d-ck
person b: wow person a, you’re so retannered
the lack of comprehension of leadership, clutchness, and other intangibles in hockey.
person a: sam gagner is better than toews
person b: but gagner doesn’t have toews’ leadership or clutchness
person a: those factors are so overrated and anyone who believes those characters matter are idiots
person b: g-d you’re so retannered
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