Retard rights
disgraceful or inappropriate public behaviour that would never be tolerated from a “normal” person, but is accepted when that person is r-t-rded/disabled.
johnny downer (whilst rubbing his genitalia through his dungarees) shouts: “eueueeeerrghhh do you want some of this you dirty wh-r-?!”
s-xy female 1 (turns, shocked and appalled): “excuse me?!”
johnny downer’s carer: “i am awfully sorry, he has down’s syndrome”
s-xy female 1 (embarr-ssed smile): “awww, isn’t he a lovely young man? don’t worry about it, have a nice day!”
johnny downer (with a dirty grin): “i love my r-t-rd rights”
when people who don’t like you tell you that you are wrong in everything you say and/or do just to boost their own pathetic ego. this in turn makes them feel justified in whatever they do and makes you feel like you are less than them somehow, like you’re an animal. in reality, those people are the r-t-rds who have to hurt others just to make themselves feel right like as if they were smarter than everyone else.
fake smart person: “your existence means nothing and you are nothing therefore you are always wrong and i am always right so just give up because my sh-t smells better than yours.”
average person 1: “who is this r-t-rd telling me i am worthless?”
average joe 2: “just some loser who wants to believe they are bty. pay no mind to them as they are bitter in life and have no goals other than to be r-t-rd right.”
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