Retardick
a p-n-s or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to s-xual preferences and/or genital stimulation.
boy: “i was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get h-rny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long… i checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of r-t-rd-ck and he told me i had to take these (v–gr-) every day.” man: “boy you really do have a r-t-rded functioning -ss d-ck, r-t-rd-ck.” (no h-m- just keepin it real) “and i can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where i was coming up from we never had any r-t-rd-cks in our family real talk.”
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