Retardogaiophobia
the irrational fear that the earth will suddenly stop spinning, propelling the victim (and everyone else) at a speed of 1,600 km/h.
“why does that guy keep sprinting east and west?”
“dude, he’s got r-t-rdogaiophobia!”
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