retribution car
a retribution car is the vehicle you buy after your original car has been taken away/sold without your approval (for example: your original car was taken in a divorce settlement or was sold by a co-signer). the retribution car is a better, saucier, or somehow s-ssier vehicle than the original.
bridget: my dad was an a-hole and sold my super cute 2004 carolla without my permission!
eden: oh my god! what did you do?
bridget: i bought an even cuter 1987 2-door bmw in amazing condition. i paid in full so the t-tle is in my name and sent him some pics of the new vehicle.
eden: nice retribution car!
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