Retrophile
one who greatly loves artifacts and aesthetics from the past. typically -ssociated with hipsters, whose attire often hearken back to past decades, retrophilia often goes hand and hand with a general distaste for modern culture. common items and traits found on a retrophile are pocket watches, fedoras or top hats, ties, old-fashioned sports jackets, a love for instructional videos from the early 1950s, a preference for music than involves a mixture of psychedelia, folk, baroque, and cl-ssical, and pretentiousness.
man, modern consumerism fuels all sorts of distasteful manifestations in our society. check out my vintage aviators, antique fedora, and tie-dye shirt. i wish i lived in a mixture of the 1960s and edwardian england. i’m such a retrophile.
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