Carriage-Cruiser


a person who is unable to simply stand in one position on a train and decides, much to the annoyance of the other p-ssengers, to move down the length of the train using the internal doors.
“i was standing in the corridor of the 8.24 train and i had no fewer than six carriage-cruisers squeeze past me.”
in my small town of 300 people we have a group of new mothers who push their baby carriages around the town for exercise. our town now call them the carriage-cruisers
there goes the new town carriage-cruisers down the road pushing their babies in strollers.

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