Reverse Benjamin Button Disease
aging forward throughout time, becoming older every single year until you finally die.
“doctor, what’s wrong with me?”
“i’m sorry to tell you this mr. jansson, but you have reverse benjamin b-tton disease”
“can i be cured?”
“i’m afraid not, you’re as good as dead”
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