rex rules

a modified set of table-tennis rules, originating from the rex bar.

rule modifications include, but are not limited to:

* drink any time the score is tied
* ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* any ball that p-sses thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* rules modifications must be approved by the founding rex committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* all serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. if this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and har-ssment from your opponents and onlookers.
* rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don’t, all that needs to be said is “rope-a-dope” and you have successfully performed the move.
* any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word “rawdge” must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* a dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. while technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the committee and is considered general slop.
“serving: 4 to 5. oh yeah, i hit a slam and you missed, now its 6-5. #rawdge.”
“what you talking about dude? it’s 5-5 now.”
“nah, brah, this is rex rules!”