Rhino Slap


a rhino slap is a very powerful slap, the way to perform a rhino slap is quite easy, simply pick up a wellington boot or any old hiking boot and while your friend is asleep, do a run up from across the room and slam it extremely hard into his/her temple or eye area, this should wake him/her up, and while they are screaming and confused, looking around, swing the boot extremely hard in their mouth area, then run out of the room.
alfred: “daniel did you see me slam my boot into ned’s face while he was asleep yesterday!?”

daniel: “hahaha yeah man, jorge recorded it you completely knocked him the f-ck out.’

c-ssandra: “i thought i heard a sound last night, i thought it was a gun shot! nice rhino slap alfred!!!”

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