ricky root


when a “city boy” wearing wranglers and boots takes his truck, usually a lifted chevrolet, and hits water puddles in the walmart parking lot after a rain storm, really fast so it splashes dirty water on the side of his truck so it looks like he went mudding.

can also be seen in the woods on a honda atv doing the same thing.
“did you see mikes truck? it had dirt all over the rocker panels, he mush of ricky rooted this weekend.”

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