Ride Captain Ride
a gang-bang where the receiving partic-p-nt enjoys 73 men, preferably sailors, and rides their way into history. especially enjoyed in san francisco; receiver often male.
sl-tty mushroom girl: “oh i can barely walk today!”
-n-l emma: “why?”
sl-tty mushroom girl: my bf talked me into doing a ride captain ride this weekend.”
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