Riding West of Texas
having s-x, but having it a little on the kinky side. this may include, but is not limited to s-x chairs, s-x toys, lotions and/or creams.
this originated from the laws against s-x toys in texas.
girl 1: “what are you doing tonight”
girl 2: “i’m riding west of texas. wanna come?”
having s-x a little on the kinky side, often with the use of erotic toys, lotions, or creams.
person one: “have you ever been west of texas?”
person two: “oh, riding west of texas is the only way to go!”
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