ring sting
what u get the morning after eating spicy foods, especially indian or spicy mexican cuisine. it burned in your mouth, it burned in your stomach, and it burns your sphincter.
‘aw man, i wish i hadn’t had that vindaloo last night. i have an acute case of ring sting, and i’ve been sitting on this toilet for an hour’
the after effects of ghandi’s revenge or rusty water. when one’s -n-l ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.
john’s ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.
stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp t-rd that when released feels like your -ss is being ripped
sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting
a sharp stinging pain that targets the -n-s. caused by spicy food, a sh-t too large for the r-ct-m to handle comfortably or from b-m s-x.
sweet jesus, i’m at the highest level on the ol’ pain spectrum i’ve jus come down with a case of f-cking ringsting on me r-ct-m.
-n-l pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.
me and all! it gave us right ringsting
extreme pain/discomfort/itching of the -n-l sphincter, and is usually too sore to wipe clean. the main causes are spicy foods, very large faeces, continuous diarrhoea, or -n-l s-x, among others. ring sting can be made less intense/painful by applying cold water.
andy: ”hey, come and take a seat!”
calvin: ”i would do, but this ring sting is unbearable!”
andy: ”dam! i told you not have an indian takeaway, and get it up the -ss from that huge black guy!”
the painful burning/scratching/stretching sensation a person feels during poos after such activity’s as
eating curry
holding back a poo for a long period of time
eating alot of crisps
eating way too much
drinking heavily the night before
other names for this experience are:
red ring
hot bot
j-panese flagging (a wight flag with a red circle )
ring of fire
person one : ooo that s–t gave me some ring sting:'(
person 2 – sarcastic- nice
person 1 no honest my -rs- is like a j-panese flag
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