rigamortified
rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it’s all hard and what not.
yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor b-st-rd.
1. scared so bad you can’t move.
2. stuck in a bad situation.
we all know justin would have ran away if he hadn’t been so rigamortified.
state of death
yo, homey was rigamortified when i found that n-gg-
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