person who is wrong but actually right
becky was so f-cking right minded i wanted to throat punch her
- cock juggling thunder fuck
a real f-cktard who owes money to his friend but never gives him the money, and goes given gum to little b-tches. gabe: where tf my money? terrence: i aint got yo money n-gg- gabe: well suck my d-ck then! terrence: i think the f-ck not gabe: well get my money by sucking other peoples […]
- adam cum
when a guy c-ms after a short period of time and the consistency is thick, sticky, and viscid. this is caused by an early -j-c-l-t–n after a maximum of 10 minutes of intercourse or of approximately one song. yo that guy i slept with had adam c-m.
a guy who is a loser and has no friends, is h-m-s-xual, and they typically where the same stupid sweatshirt everyday because they don’t clean themselves. i feel bad for jon he always sits alone like a total peenop. john has not washed that sweatshirt in a week he smells like a peenop.
- phantom feces
phantom feces is when you have to hold your p–p for a long time because there is no place to go. but by the time you get to a toilet the p–p is no longer there. it is a fantom feces. “i have to p–p so bad.” “hold on dude, we will be home soon.” […]
noun: imitation silver. portmanteau of zirconium (an imitation diamond) and silver. verb: the act of fixing something up so it will p-ss as authentic, or new, for the purpose of increasing it’s apparent value. noun: dude, i know you aren’t about to give your girl that zilver ring you got out of a machine at […]