smart, intelligent, witty, blessed with a great sense of humour!!
he is the 8th wonder of the world!!
amazing people are named riitwick!!
- alaskan pummelknuckle
a difficult and hard to maneuver s-x move a man performs during doggystyle s-x by thrusting b-lls-deep into the female and then punching her -sscheeks until they’re either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her br–sts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her […]
the act of failure. i have pinufied in exam
- eat billys *ss day
eat billy’s -ss day is every june 26. families and friends gather around to celebrate the day by actually eating billy’s -ss. -awww man, did you here it’s june 26? -yup, you know what that means! -gotta eat billy’s -ss, because it’s eat billy’s -ss day!
sh-t on a d-ck some girl just went kloppings over my d-ck last night
- sue man chew
a play on words based on ‘fu manchu’ – the female partner inserts a chocolate finger biscuit or chocolate stick into each nostril before commencing a bl-w j-b on her male partner. with one chocolate moving on either side of the p-n-s, the female partner resembles a chinaman with a long oriental moustache. as the […]