ring check
a ring check is quickly glancing at the fingers of potential girls (or guys, i suppose) to see if they’re already spoken for.
you should be looking for a wedding ring or an engagement ring. though lack of a ring doesn’t mean they’re single, at least there might be some hope for you.
guy: “d-mn, she’s hot. i’m gonna ask her out.”
friend: “don’t bother, i just did a ring check – she’s married.”
guy: “oh well…”
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