a person with one arm or with only one hand.
in zoolander the hand model was a pseudo “skeetclops”.
“hey man, did you see that old guy? he was missing an arm! what a skeetclops”
“i hope that skeetclobs doesn’t stump me”
- c*ntinental slope
the sloping region between the outer most point of an obese women’s belly and her v-g-n-. a c-ntinental slope typically consists of folds, unwanted hair, dirt, silts, and always best left unseen. with her gunt tucked into her 2 sizes-too-small jeans, her c-ntinental slope was on full display for everyone to see.
- currency the hospital
currency tha high spitta, curren$y, is a southern rapper on cash money records. because of curren$y’s thick southern accent, many people in the north mistake “currency, tha high spitta” with “currency, the hospital.” either one would make sense, theoretically. currency tha high spitta (currency the hospital).
- c*nt manual
any tv show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a wh-r-, b-tch, or just plain idiot. see: any teen drama or “real people” reality tv shows. you know what i mean. dave: sh-t, steve! i walked in and saw my daughter watching the hills and laguna beach! steve: no way! she’ll grow […]
- louisville plugger
a person, the pluggee, takes a lot of vicodin or percocet over the course of a few days. both of these painkillers induce severe constipation. once the pluggee has a huge plug of sh-t lodged in his or her gut, the plugger greases up the skinny end of a baseball bat and inserts it into […]
- fruit in a suit
a gay business man usually wearing a suit or expensive clothes. that guy is such a fruit in a suit