Rintellite


devotees of the world’s fastest-growing religion, rintellites worship a chubby, foul-tempered little new york jew who could not p-ss the bar exam, so he became the lowercase idiot god of lies and bullsh-t.

nothing he says can be trusted.
i’m a rintellite and i’m okay – i f-ck all night and i oooommm all day! all bytebrothers except perky and shaffy are devout rintellites, and shaffy, bing a jew, controls the rintellite world bank.

rintellism has one sacrament: scamming.

become a rintellite today! join the wave! ooooommmm ….

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