ripe division
the ripe division is a local militia in brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one’s nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then f-ck you until it’s puréd.
-hey, brad, im going to the market. want some bananas?
-no thanks. last time i tried to get a banana, the ripe division gave me one…and now im haunted for life.
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