the alphabet people


an encomp-ssing and easier means to address the non-heteros-xual people who are among the lgbtqiapk crowd ( lesbian, g-y, bis-xual, transgender, queer, inters-xual, as-xual, pans-xual, and kinkiness ). saying “the alphabet people” most likely will offend sjw’s and liberal snowflakes, but it sure beats wasting your time and money taking a useless gender studies cl-ss.
dave: “hey, what happened at the party last night ? i thought trying to hook up ethel with milton would be a good idea. how come they never hit it off with one another ?”

john : ” the reason ethel and milton weren’t interested in each other is because both are part of the alphabet people.”

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