this is a term often yelled by chavs to the retreating/wandering away backs of anyone who they feel they have just beaten at a round of verbal sparring/who has fallen foul of another person’s wit or what the chavs take as wit, but is actually exasperation (this is much more likely, as it is very hard to be beaten by a chav at a round of come backs). sic can either mean very very good or very very bad, and in this instance it causes this phrase to be translated as ‘you just got thoroughly beaten in a slanging match’. it is also used when a chav has to buy time to look up in a dictionary what you just called them, or when they think that they have won an argument.
normal person: would you mind p-ssing me a ruler?
chav 1: yer mum!
chav 2: ha ha ha, you just got ripped up sic! -proceeds to do that intensely annoying thing that they do when they hold their hand above their head and make their fingernails click together-
jimmy (normal person): sir, sir, what does ‘-ssonance’ mean?
teacher: and that’s why you’re in the bottom set, jimmy – we’ve been covering this for five lessons. please pay more attention.
chav: (no idea what -ssonance is either, but couldn’t care less) ha ha, you just got ripped up sic! -immensely annoying hand thing-
- rite-aid tan
a tan you get from wearing those cute flats from rite-aid! the flats with carboard on the bottom, and elastic across the front. “haha, there’s like a dark square on your feet.” “mhm, it’s a rite-aid tan i got from wearing flats from rite-aid.”
what you scream when food touches your d-ck when i was eating at ruby tuesdays with my grandparents i dropped a big mouth burger on my lap and screamed, “eeeyagh!,” to the waiter’s surprise.
large amount of something usually lying in a pile guy 1: so what’d you guys do all day yesterday? guy 2: well we walked out into the woods to make a fire and p-ssed a f-ckmount of tires, so we burned them and we accidentally started a forest fire!
cute little irish kid, baabbbbee, my mommie look at slobhand go!
first coined by stephen colbert, a sneenis is a p-n-s that is actually capable of sneezing. the only known sneenis in existence belongs to jon kyl. jon kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his p-n-s. he calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement