Ritalin Rush


the time period before and during finals when everyone is frantically studying all that sh-t they didn’t pay attention to in cl-ss, usually with the help of perscription adhd medicine. during this time the black market value of such drugs increases as students discover how scarce the drugs have become, with everyone denying their own secret stash as they search for more.
“yo you got any ritalin bro?”
“naw, sorry, it’s the ritalin rush, ya know”

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