Rito


an intended misspell of the name of the game company of league of legends – riot games. believed to be originally being used by dolan duck. now the word is usually used when gamebreaking bugs are spotted and people will respond with ‘rito pls’.
rito pls.
tribe in “the legend of zelda: the wind waker”. basically ‘bird people’, rito have wings and fly around. evolved from the zora tribe, strangely enough.
“the rito are so cool, man.”
reet-oh
a slightly odd, random person that is rather attractive; has s-xy hair.

that kid totally looks like a rito
oh sh-t look, it’s rito
an item rolled in a tortilla, usually a mut, c-ck or bur.
josh would love a c-k-rito. or tim makes good bur-ritos.
an amazing small furry creature of mexican decent; also a complement
ie. aren’t you a cute little rito
short for burrito

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