ritual Hoover
oral s-x; f-ll-t–; bl-w j-b. the act of using one’s mouth to stimulate a guy’s p-n-s for the purpose of s-xual gratification.
i really can’t find much fault with monica lewinsky…if i had had a chance to perform the ritual hoover on the president, i would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.
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