river hippie


an individual with proclivities to hippie like ideas and behavior, yet works for a commercial rafting operation while not enrolled in private secondary education inst-tutions. wardrobe typically is composed of a tangled outfit of patagonia, kavu, and chaco’s products. showering rates, annoyingly vague recommendations for lifestyle changes to non-hippies, and rates of references to cannabis usage are similar to other sub-genres of hippie.
i thought the river hippie sh-t himself while guiding our raft, but it was only his garments and body being ‘natural’.

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