river pits
extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won’t stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
person 1
“oh my g-d! look at his gigantic pit stains!” did someone spray his under arms with a hose?”
person 2
“no, he just has a bad case of river pits.”
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