Riverview


most boring small city (town) on the planet, in southeast michigan. n-body from anywhere else in north america will ever know what it is or where it is.
“so we’re going to visit my aunt and uncle in riverview”

“dude, where the frick is riverview?”
greatest city in the world. marked by its prowess in high school football. mascot is a pirate. cowards insult it. heroes represent it. lovingly called by its citizens, “the view”
punk ho-i hate riverview i want to live somewhere else.
dave-if you dont like it, leave b-tch. there is no place better.

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