River Recatto


smartest n-gg- in the world, but ugly asf and sucks at basketball, and gets no b-tches. but roast on versace for getting all the murrieta b-tches.
i wish i can get with that girl but i’m a river recatto.

ex.2
person 1: why am i last to get picked on the basketball team?
person 2: because your river recatto, just go home !

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