Riverbunny
an athletic, blonde girl with a love for kayaking. usually has a major death wish with by riding high-cl-ss rapids. often -ssociated with a sk-nky 40 odd something riverrat. riverbunny is known for tipping on rapids and being pinned up against boulders, and needing help with their lifejacket from said riverrat.
-cheezy p-rn acting- “oh no!! i tipped out of this kayak, and my lifejacket feels a little loose?!” -pushes up on b–bs and lifejacket- riverrat: “i will save you riverbunny!” -swims to riverbunny, and grinds against her (s-xes her up in her time of peril)-
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