rixy

the type of geeza who goes all out for the boys and does whatever it takes to make em happy. won’t ever dog them and loves a punt. is known to have wrestled a wild pig with his bare hands
its new year’s eve. let’s go full rixy tonight.
the name of uniqueness. someone who is very different and not normal. very rare but not in a bad way. you wouldn’t want to let go of this person because he/she is the only of its kind that you’ll ever meet.
i’ve never had a friend like rixy. she’s nothing like the people i know.
durham’s one and only “proper” nightclub, which changed its name to dh1 in recent years. not really as fun as klute, but at least it’s not such a crush.
you coming to rixies tonight?
a club in durham that’s only marginally better than klute. but that’s not really saying much is it? it’s on north road and is now known as dh1.
coming to rixies?

no, it’s cr-p.
an endangered breed of child transvest-te that idolises males with p-n-s’ over 2 and a half inch’s with an incredibly high pitched voice and that still thinks the “bowlcut” looks good, they have no friends and loves having relations with scruffy looking dogs. they have comically large teeth, also loves to wrap his foreskin over the head of another males p-n-s. in its spare time this particular species enjoys torturing gerbils by swallowing them with his -sshole then pooing them into unsuspecting peoples mouths.
john: holy sh-t, here comes a rixy!
geoffery: quick cover your ears, mouths and your dogs -ssholes.
-rixy walks by-
john: how unfortunate.