road apple
a horse t-rd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.
nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.
horse sh-t on the road
a lump of horse excrement
watch out for the road apples on the street.
one of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.
after collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.
a polite way of saying “horse sh-t”
during a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.
“he/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today.”
a computer device with an embedded trojan horse left in a conspicuous location.
sheila thought she found a missing disk labeled “payroll data” on the bathroom floor of her company. when she put it in her computer, it launched a trojan and compromised her computer. she just bit a road apple.
a woman who looks as though she has been around the block 10 times on her hands and knees. ugly faced redneck-y sl-t type woman with no couth. easy bee-yatch.
carls’ new girlfriend is a road apple, she needs to learn some manners.
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